Humor Inglese (?)

Dritto dall’Inghilterra, riporto questo comunicato:

Following the events in London last week the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” adn “Collaborate”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

As a response to this, the Italians have increased their alert level from “shouting excitedly” to “elaborate military posturing”. Two more level remain, “ineffective combat operation” and “change side”.

The Germans have also increased their alert stat from “disdainful arrogance” to “full dress-uniform and marching songs”. They have two higher level, “invade your neighbour” and “lose”.

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from “isolationism” to “find somewhere ripe for regime change”. Their remaining higher alert states are “take on the world” and “ask British for help”.

Finally here in GB we’ve gone from “pretend nothing’s happening” to “make another cup of tea”. Our higher levels are “chin-up and remain cheerful” and “win”.

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